February 22nd

1...12:01 AM February 15th major grocery chains started stocking their shelves with Easter candy.  Since then, I've been to 2-3 stores at random and I've found Peeps everywhere, but no candy eggs...NONE!  Really people?  The darn Peeps are not consumable.  Little children in my family won't eat them.  I think they turn your insides into goo.  No candy eggs...what they heck?  Not that I need them, but it would be nice to share a bag with my Mom to get in the spirit of Spring.

2...It's your day off from work (a week day) or maybe it's a paid Holiday (3-Day Weekend).  You're driving down the street...it's gorgeous outside!  More than likely it's 20-30 degrees higher than it's supposed to be at this particular time of the year (Global Warming + End of the World).  You have your windows down to enjoy the breezy day.  You're jamming...rocking to the music on your system; your spirit is smiling with glee!  And just as you're about to reach your next destination on your absolutely groovy day, you come to flashing lights.  Not Kanye West's...but a School Zone.  You want to curse, I know.  And even though you love the kids, this darn 20-mpg has totally ruined "your roll!"  Your glee turns to angry glum while you drive through an area that seems like 15 minutes of your life; but it's actually just 1.5 minutes.  35 mpg...you reach the sign, but darn it, the feeling just isn't the same.  (1.5 minutes, 15 mile reduction in speed = glee to glum)

3...Cock Blocking in the 3rd Millennium.  

For those of you who are unaware of this term, here's a few definitions: 

• Someone who prevents/interferes another from getting "play," "action" or even "conversing" with someone of the opposite sex; hinders from getting their phone number.  
• Any maneuver or action that is a filibuster or stalls another from getting their "mack-on," "running game," or flirting intensely
• If the previous definitions are too "wordy." Here's Plain and Simple - If I'm trying to holla at somebody, get the hell on!  Don't say nothing.  This is not about you...Mind ya business.  If you just HAVE to say something, say it when it can just be a 1-on-1 discussion.  

People, this is not cool.  Seriously.  Hey, I know some of us are lonely, have hangups, insecure, maybe a tad bit in denial and deranged and you use Facebook, Twitter, online dating, etc. to comfort your "differences." It's a free world, do what you feel.  But stalking your fly homegirls or handsome homeboys posts/tweets/photos and commenting on them after you've noticed someone has commented on them isn't cool.  I mean, get a life.  If the girl/guy wanted you, she/he would've said something.  If not, get over yourself and say something if it hasn't been discussed.  

Life's too short for cock blocking...move around.  Be wanted...be desired.  If this is you, or you have friends who fall guilty of this in the 3rd Millennium, talk to them.  Let them know they have a problem...be a friend and care.  "It's not right, but it's okay." (♥ you Whitney!)  And if this is you...seriously, go to God.  Pray and ask God to remove these tendencies; ask HIM to increase the love and security within yourself...so, you'll no longer block others or your blessings!